叉烧包, 叉烧包...

叉烧包去看一场电影，他哭了，为什 么？
因为他有filling (feeling).
叉烧包和馒头去看一场电影，叉烧包哭了，为什 么？
因为馒头没有”feeling”.
叉烧包和大包去看电影，俩都哭了，但是大包哭地比较惨，为什么？
因为大包有比较多”feeling”.
叉烧包和虾狡去看电影，俩都哭了，但是叉烧包先知道虾狡会哭，为什么？
因为叉烧包可以看透虾狡的”feeling”.
我和叉烧包去看电影，但俩都没哭，为什么？
因为我咬了叉烧包一口！

Haha! Just for some laugh or to cheer you up before the start of the mugging season. Thanks MJ for sharing this with me and accompany me to eat lunch. (I sound like I’m very 可怜like that, always got nobody to accompany me for lunch. )

I went for defense science lecture, say for 30 minutes only? The prof was so funny, he uses transparency to teach, just like what our linear algebra prof mentioned before that they use transparency to teach last time, and now this prof really uses transparency! When he wants to talk to the class, he took off his sunglasses. When he wants to write on the OHP transparency which is very glaring due to the light, he wore his sunglasses. And so he speaks, on and off, he took on and off his sunglasses a lot of times, which is very funny. He asks, “how long can u tolerate listening to a lecture?” Well, everybody just discuss among themselves and nobody dared to reply. He just said, “Why not I give you a ten minutes break? Maybe you can tolerate, but I cannot tolerate.” HAHAHAHA! And also, he is a Chinese prof, he said, “I may not speak well as you all, my accent perhaps cannot be heard clearly…….. BUT, I have good English,” The whole LT went laughing and clapping. Haha, well, he can speak soft, then suddenly for a particular word very loudly. Quite shocking to ears sometimes, but well I had a great laugh. “Simulate is made up of two parts, ‘Simul’ and ‘ate’ “. Duh… but ya, it’s true! Simul means same, ate means to make. So simulate is to make something similar out of another thing.

I studied at the library today, and heard many great songs today! On my way back, I happen to see my CCA peeps and they are hanging a big banner on the walls of LWM Library. The banner was super professional and nice! Must go and see!

Good luck for my last calculus quiz tomorrow!